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Today was erm..a good day i guess..but what made my day greater towards the end? twas this fwd email i got..really got me laughing..=) hope ya’ll enjoy it :

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbour, a Singh, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it,
looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
A little later he came out of his house again, looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house he went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here our Singh came again,looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him,"Is something wrong?"

To which the ferocious Singh replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

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One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came  asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, "No, I am Banta Singh."

Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more
educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." 

The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

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A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint
Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in
education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly
soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T"
2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today andTomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even
though it’s not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a
year?"
The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,
etc…"
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying ‘You are watching the Star World channel’. How does he know that?" 

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Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing;
what are you thanking God for ?"
The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn’t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too." 

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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here, ‘Answer the following questions in brief’ .."

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Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ? "
First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

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A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to
wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Mr. Singh, what are you
doing?"
To this the man replies,"Oye, see the board here, " Wash Basin
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I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due.
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
And jumped up off my knees.
My Christian duty was now done
My soul could rest at ease…..
All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer
No time to speak of Christ to friends,
They’d laugh at me I’d fear.
No time, no time, too much to do,
That was my constant cry,
No time to give to souls in need
But at last the time, the time to die.
I went before the Lord,
I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
For in his hands God! held a book;
It was the book of life.
God looked into his book and said
"Your name I cannot find
I once was going to write it down…
But never found the time."

Now do you have the time

to pass The Word on?

living in my own world,

didnt understand that anything can happen when you take a chance

i never believed in..what i couldn’t see..

i never open my heart - to all the possibilities..

i know, that something has changed

never felt this way and right here now

this could be the START - of something new..

it feel so right, to be here with you..

i feel in my heart, the start of something New..

now who would ever thought that..we both will be back here again?

The world looks so much brighther now..

Never knew it could happen to me, but now its easy to see…

Its the START of something new..

it feels so right to be here with you…

hehe..amazingly, i went to school today..=) although it would be da most suitable day to skip skool as the lesson were very light..anyways..woke up pretty early today-6am but only got out of bed arn 6.25am -no surprise there..mommy woke up extraa early to see me today..as she n dad will be flying off to London at noon n i wont be home yet =( erm..she gave me a looong lecture..o wait, let me rephrase..a loong loving n caring speech..hehe on err..everything..from taking care, money wise, health wise, school and many more stuff.. we spend some really good quality time together although it was only hmm..lets see 15minutes??!! but i was really surprised and amazed that she actually ask me things i never knew she would..like say..erm…hows my preperation for my exam, holidays,erm..oyea baptism getting ready thingy, how my brother was doing, how would things be later on..and the best part was my love life..she actually keeps track!!! haha really amazing and thankful..so yea..that was my morning.. after she sended me off to school, i felt like crying..donno y but it seemed like they were leaving me forever..(its only abt 2weeks actually :-p )

anyways..as i reached skool, i knew and thought i knew it would be a disasteresss day coz..div wasnt in skool..she erm "went to penang"..hehe then nisshah (galfren) didnt come too..so ya..but but but..i was soo wrong..everything was great..everyone seemed so friendly today..dont know why.. even the ppl who i never knew exist in school actually said hie and good morning to me!!aww so sweet

only addmaths class was conducted today..that oso i cudnt pay attention coz i forgot to bring my glasses n she(the teacher) writes really small numbers..anyways i was busy doing my chemistry work which because i didnt go for class yday…got myself into ushering n registration for some quiz next monday so ya..i wont be attending the first half of classes on monday..hmm shud i be happy abt it? =P EST teacher didnt come in…again..- i think shes fed up with my class which never pays attention at all to her (we call her ‘DA nitemare’) she really is wann ok…but to me, shes my personal sleeping pill ;-0

well, yap that is my first half of today..really hope tonight and for the next two weeks i will be happy n cheerful although i will be missing my daddy n mummy alots…till then..tata!

hehe..hellor again..whoever u are reading my -life-journey-so called diary- :-p

okay..guessing from the way i started my blog, howd you think my day wenT??  *deep breath* … when i woke up this morning, i somehow felt different. i knew something wasnt right.It was 6.12am when my alarm rang (i snoozed it obviously) haha..but one thing that was different is that i didnt fell asleep back again - yupe i know surprising rite >.< erm..i sort of found myself reflecting if i may use that word..on the dream(s) i just had. I usually dont believe in dreams etc.. but this was different. I dont wish to describe them as i think its more of personal plus i still want to think more about it.All i can say for now is that it was an answer to all my doubts, confusion and assumptions..people got hurt because of this but know it seems so much more clearer, to me.Dont get me wrong, i AM thankful God granted me that dream although it is kinda a lil too late but at least i know He listened and cared.so Amen..

Although this year hasnt fully passed yet, i think this year has been especially stressful as i find myself having to cope with more responsibilities than before. Sometimes i just feel so gloomy that i re-read my letters,my old blogs, listen to my friends’ issues just to remind myself that i am very blessed. I think i myself personally have grown alot in terms of experiences just within this year. Sadly, most of them were taught to me the hard way..but im still thankful that i did benefit from them -you’re pretty confuese of what im talking abt rite? =)  haha..

So sorry to all my friends who somehow found me a little "different" today in skewl..like i said, i had a totally different morning..*breathing out* .. my body still aches from playing captain ball and walking in the park..hehe.. ecperiencing slight headache and flu..glad i am better though..

well, i guess i should end here..still want to reflect on the things that i went through the whole year round and how i am suppose to explain it to my friends. Take care ya’ll..and thanks for visiting my bloggie again ! *hugzz*